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Episode 29: I'm not here to talk to you

August 25, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

This week's episode starts off with a mundane conversation about the weather and then devolves into about 45 minutes on why Bob just isn't built for a world with other people in it.

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Episode 28: Herd of Caterpillars

August 18, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

Is Thanksgiving cold? Why are there so many caterpillars, here? What’s going on?

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August 18, 2022 /Robert Von Scio
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Episode 27: Dollar Store Jody Foster

August 11, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

This episode is kind of like a nostalgic fever dream and links would not help to clear it up… just listen and appreciate your moment in time.

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Episode 26: A Pox on Both of your Monkeys

August 04, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

That’s great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes…

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Episode 25: Xanny the Nanny

July 27, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

It’s bullshit, but the people we’re targeting it to don’t know that

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Episode 24: Rain, rain, go away

July 21, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

It rained for 2 days, so we reverted to Netflix and 80’s sit-coms.

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Episode 23: Rocket Mass Woodcock

July 14, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

It’s a back porch episode featuring wood stoves, bunnies, birds, garlic, and little podunk agricultural fairs.

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Episode 22: Beyond the pale

July 07, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

We are all over the map this week. Soviet X-Ray Albums, Bill Gates buying all the farmland, Juul e-cigarettes pulled from shelves, and a quick tangent on White House press secretaries.

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Episode 21: Marbury v Madison

June 30, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

A longer episode this week. The first half is the usual goings on. The second half, we geek out over an old court case.

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Episode 20: Inside Out

June 23, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

Sitting on the porch, watching the cement trucks go by

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Episode 19: Thoughts on a grassy knoll

June 16, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

Conspiracy theories keep the mind nimble and sharp.

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Episode 18: Two halves of an ugly face

June 09, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

I like talking to this chick every week. It keeps me on my toes.

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June 09, 2022 /Robert Von Scio
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Episode 17: New gun, who dis?

June 02, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

We started super late tonight because the kids are out of school and we have to tote them hither and yon for their burgeoning relationships. But we eventually sit down to chat about the goings on in the world and the meta conversation around recent shootings.

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June 02, 2022 /Robert Von Scio
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Episode 16: The Benadryl Diaries

May 26, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

Neither of us can breathe or talk, so this week’s episode is mostly just grunting and banging on the table. Subscribe for $5 per month and you can listen to our primal utterances

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Episode 15: It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a conspiracy hypothesis

May 19, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

In this episode, we continue to marvel at the slow motion car crash that is the economic decay of 2022. Food shortages are more common and inflation is cray cray

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Episode 14: Cucumbers with extra steps

May 12, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

Sebastian wanted to hang out and talk to us, so we have a special guest on the podcast this week.

Turns out, we aren’t crazy. There are actually fewer bugs.

As people get further removed from the origins of their food, their food-related knowledge deteriorates.

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May 12, 2022 /Robert Von Scio
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Episode 13: Hoes before foes

May 04, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

The state is trying to talk in a big boy voice, the supply chain is hitting the homestead, and we just keep on keepin’ on.

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Episode 12: The Milgram Experiment

April 27, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

In this episode, we complain about the news and enjoy a nice impression

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Episode 11: Iron man

April 21, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

We give you the real talk about cast iron cookware. Sara starts a pre-flight checklist to get in a homestead state of mind. We make drugs out of willow trees.

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April 21, 2022 /Robert Von Scio
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Episode 10: Digging a hole

April 14, 2022 by Robert Von Scio

In this episode, we talk about digging holes to alleviate anxiety, ducks as a homestead staple, and the miracles of modern technology, from chainsaws to audio editing software

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